Things That You Just Have To Laugh At

I fancy myself as having a decent sense of humor. I enjoy a good laugh and have a great time entertaining others when I can. There are so many things in the world that I come into contact with daily that just makes me shake my head or laugh. I'm hoping that some of you entertain yourself in the same way I do.....by people watching and gawking at the ridiculousness that life can show us, especially when looking around on the 'net.

1) Line Beards: if you refer to my write up on douchebags, you'll find that a lot of young people with the line beards are kind of goofy and seem to believe they are cooler than thou. Not all line beards look bad.  But really, how can you take a person seriously that CHOOSES this look;

2) People that put ridiculous tattoos on themselves. Do they realize that some day, they will be over the age of 35 and then the spider and the skull won't be so cool anymore? And what about people having celebrities put on their body. The shelf life of the average "celebrity" in this country is about 48 hours. Don't expect anyone to be nostalgic about your Justin Bieber tattoo in 5 years.

 
 

3) Sometimes.....people are just goofy and they don't mind who knows it.

 

4) You ever see a car in some sort of weird wreck or odd place? Many times, I just can't figure out how in the hell something like these things happen.

 

5)  Ever seen someone reading, looking in the backseat, or putting on makeup while driving? I always get a kick out of that. Even though those idiots may be getting away with it now, their time is coming and the result will not be pretty, even with the make up.

 

6) Really, really bad sun burns crack me up! It's 2010, for crying out loud! I'm pretty sure you can buy sunblock at McDonalds. Or better yet, don't lay out in the sun so long that you start convincing people that you WANT to get skin cancer.

 

7) People who get so drunk in public that they can't control themselves is also a riot. If they piss themselves or throw up in a public place is a real bonus. I can't help but laugh at that scenario!

 

 

There are plenty of other stupid things to laugh at. Like someone ordering a biggie sized, double quarter pounder, and apple turnover and a diet soda. Everyone knows that the internet is full of stupid people. So, if you are ever down, having a bad day or just want to get a good laugh, do a google search and prepare to be amazed at the wonder you will find. Or, just go to a Wal-Mart, grab a soda and look around.

Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people

well I got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos

yeah, that seems fair

Bandito's---The Refreshments

What's Going On?

UPDATED  9/27!!!! 

Why is it that every time I turn around someone is telling me how I should feel and act about any situation happening in the world today? Now, I'm not really talking about any one person, but more as different portions of society that have their ideas of how we should all respond to our world. The media, government, politicians, employers, co-workers, friends, relatives, etc. They all have some sort of expectation on how each of us handles our lives. The thing is, we are all individuals who have torn our own path through life and the stimuli we have encountered over the years shaped who we are, and more importantly, how we behave or respond to the world around us. So, I've compiled a bit of a list that shows how many times we are expected to behave one way, while the bigger picture reveals hypocrisy and compromise all around us. Sometimes, looking behind the curtain can reveal a lot about ourselves and the people we share the planet with.

1) We are expected by many not to bitch about how much we pay in taxes. But, it's been my experience that those who tell me to pay up my fair share use every loophole they can find to get out of paying taxes. Take a look at our politicians. The same ones who say we need to pony up to help the national cause are registering luxury items out of state, hiding speaking engagement revenue, or simply not paying taxes at all. How can any of our national leaders expect us to sit by and have our paychecks raided, when those people don't know how to use the money for much of anything that benefits the country as a whole? We pay property taxes, we pay gasoline taxes, we pay sales taxes, we pay local taxes, we pay national taxes, we pay energy taxes, and we pay "sin" taxes (ie, tobacco/alcohol). And for tax sake, I'm sure I've missed a few. I realize taxes are important, but don't shame me until you are better stewards of MY money, which you take from me for MY work.

2) We are expected to help out those in need. People who have lost homes, jobs, loved ones and all sorts of horrible things in life deserve our kindness and help. Charity is a good thing. But you know, I don't really need the government officials and citizens of our nation who supported the bailouts of the mortgage lenders and automobile makers telling me anything about helping those in need find a better way. Our government has handed out billions to the aforementioned corporations. Bailing out those who already have money? Bailing out those who are at fault for their own situation? Are you kidding me? That money couldn't have went to help actual people who were losing their homes and jobs? They want us to spend to get our economy going and they gave billions of dollars to companies who turned around and gave out huge bonuses and threw elaborate parties. It's sickening. Those who need the help had their homes taken and the idiots who held the mortgages were given a reprise, even though they KNOWINGLY gave out bad loans.

3) I'm supposed to be concerned about the health care crisis in our country, but it's hard to be. Especially when hospitals, clinics, specialized medicine, and private practices have been raping insurance companies for decades. We've all heard the stories about $25 Q-Tips, and charging hundreds for office visits that basically consist of looking into a throat and ears. Rubbish. Bill at an appropriate rate and take pressure off the insurance companies to continuously raise rates. YOU are the very reason that we are going to get this national health care disaster in a few years. Funny how many places will bill you at a different rate if you don't have insurance. They KNOW they are screwing someone and if you are not screw worthy, they'll take what they can get.

4) And insurance companies don't get off easy either. Pay into auto insurance without incident for a decade and then have a fender bender. See how the "safe hands" treat you then! They'll drop your ass or balloon your rates. Same with health care. Pay into it forever and then when you get sick, you have to juggle through list after list of "eligible" providers and pay huge sums out of pocket.

5) So, let me get this straight......we are running out of oil on the planet and I need to curb my consumption and pass that along to my children. How low can we be getting when every politician, celebrity, and hotshot CEO fly in private jets every day? NASCAR, Indy Racing, and all other sorts of combustible engine luxuries run the hell out of gasoline. Hell, they probably spill more on the ground during one race then I use in two months! Not to mention college and pro sports teams jetting all over the place daily. I just don't care about conserving energy when people who use the most don't care.

6) I'm supposed to care about the environment. Be friendly to mother earth. Recycle my plastics. Why? It cost more money and takes more energy to actually recycle plastic than create new plastic. The government sat on their hands while millions of barrels of crude oil poured into the gulf. Only when it started to become a POLITICAL catastrophe did we get any sort of reaction. Hell, that only took a month. So, how important is it for me to turn off the lights when I leave a room? Really? Can't be that big of a deal. The sun gives us free energy, but I don't see anyone going nuts to make sure we start actually using alternative fuels at the highest levels. Our government beats us over the head about foreign oil, yet we continue to increase our purchasing from other countries and ignore what we actually have here.

7) I really want to slap people who bitch to me about how bad things are and how my vote makes a difference and then later tell me that vote straight ticket every time. What? Talk about being a pawn.....that says all I need to know about someones concern for the national well being.

8) PETA tells us to respect animals and treat their lives as valuable. But PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in to "protect" every single year. Seems that the common person who hunts, fishes, and consumes animal products is probably more thoughtful and caring about other animals on the planet than the very people who say they protect them. And while I'm at it......Green Peace.....fuck you. Destroying others property and denying their rights is not a badge of honor. Between spiking trees and ramming into fishing boats, they put more human lives at risk than the lives that would be taken from whaling. And by the way....trees grow back, you dumb asses.

9) What's with all the hoopla over the hungry and homeless? Sure, I feel for their situations and my family gives when it can. But, how can any organization in any city, town, or country who places such a high value on building sports arenas, stadiums, racetracks, and tax loophole mega warehouses (that sit empty, by the way) tell me that I need to give more to the needy? I'm all for entertainment. I'm all for rebuilding our cities and having nice facilities for people to enjoy. But, if we can afford a 200 million dollar basketball or baseball venue, why in the hell can't we afford to help those who are hungry and homeless?

10) And finally, why is it that many people of faith preach tolerance, but have very little of it for others? Every day I can find an article from some place in the world where the religious are upset that there is a billboard saying "There Is No God", or that an author writes a book on atheism, or a cartoonist depicts Mohammad, or that those who don't have faith have no place in public service. Look, if you are a Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/Mormon or whatever....you are NOT being persecuted. God is everywhere. On money. In movies. In our pledge. You can't throw a Catholic priest without hitting a church. Did you know there are places in the U.S.A.....yes, America, land of the free, where you can't run for office if you are an atheist? You can't participate in the Boy Scouts unless you have some sort of faith. Christians are a HUGE voting block and have vast amounts of power in this country, yet cry about how their rights are being trampled on. Good luck with that.....I'm not buying.

11) Just added this. How about the government, especially the past 3 presidential administrations talking about transparency in government, but not actually taking the steps to make that happen, while at the same time stripping our privacy rights to damn near nothing? Fuck politicians. There is something inherently wrong with a person who begs others for money, so he/she can grab power. 

Well, for now, that's all I got. Like it or not, there it is. The loss of logic in our society is mind numbing. We are devolving as a culture in many ways. Expectations can become burdens. As free living human beings, it's our duty to see things for what they are and if we feel the need, to do something about it. But, that said, it shouldn't come at the expense of others who are minding their own business and are not harming others. Please do not mistake this blog for my not caring about people or the world. I care about those things on my terms, not someone else's, especially not those who are in a terrific position to really be effective in helping out with all sorts of problems around the globe.  

Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong

Oh, but who are they to judge us

Simply because our hair is long

Oh, you know we've got to find a way

To bring some understanding here today

"Whats Going On"---Marvin Gaye

Just A Quick Note About Nothing

My cousin, Chris, and I have been doing an "album night" for a couple of months and we decided to start documenting what we're doing. If anyone has any interest in reading which albums we have been listening to, along with other comments, then go here;

http://albumnight.blogspot.com

Freddy & Chris' Album Night

Albums: I like 'em!

There used to be a time when buying an album meant having a collection of songs from a band that defined where they were in the careers or a certain point in the evolution of music. The concept of the "album" has largely been lost on most mainstream artists these days. The emergence of the .mp3 format and the internet have destroyed what it means to make a complete album. Most "artists" now compile songs on a CD hoping that 2 or 3 of those songs are good enough to chart as singles and sell a bunch on iTunes or some other website that sells songs individually. Now, don't get me wrong.....that doesn't make the music itself bad. Nor is there anything inherently wrong with wanting to sell songs. But, it has shoved aside, what I feel to be a very important part of listening to music. Putting an album on and enjoying the entire thing because it was meant to be listened to as a whole.

I won't throw the baby out with the bathwater. There are some bands that seem to still work hard on putting together a real collection of songs that flow and lead into one another, fit a common theme, or define a sound an artist/band is working on. Bands/artists (that are currently working) like this include, but certainly are not limited to Steve Earle, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Lucinda Williams, Metallica, Beck, Alejandro Escoveda, Counting Crows, Joe Henry, John Mellencamp, and REM.. Myself, I really do like song collections from various artists, but the album is where my heart lies. I was looking over some Top Albums Of All-Time lists and Rolling Stone included "Greatest Hits" compilations, which in my  opinion are not albums. They are collections of songs from different times in an artists career. You only have to make it to #21 before Rolling Stone had a "best of" collection (Chuck Berry, The Great Twenty Eight) nestled in ahead of such landmark albums as "Rumors"- Fleetwood Mac, "Hotel California"- The Eagles, and "Songs In The Key Of Life"- Stevie Wonder. What a travesty. By that standard, the #1 collection that was released by Apple some time ago that featured only the songs by the Beatles that reached the top, would be the greatest album EVER. But it's NOT an album. Rolling Stone has aided in watering down what an album is.

I like many different kinds of music. So much so, that I really don't consider genres unless I pretty well have to in conversation. For my money, a good Son Volt album (Trace) is no less country than a Waylon Jennings record (Honky Tonk Heroes). Nor is it any more rock n roll. We get hung up on genre and many times that keeps us away from hearing music we would probably enjoy. When I hear someone say "I don't like country music" and then they say they like Johnny Cash, it leads me to believe that the person probably is not going to have the pleasure of enjoying artists like Merle Haggard, Steve Earle, Slaid Cleaves, or Willie Nelson, simply because they are considered to be country or alt.country. I used to tell people I didn't like "metal", but that really wasn't entirely true, because I (at different times and moods) can enjoy Quiet Riot, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, and others. So, if I defined all those bands as metal and decided I wouldn't listen to metal, then I would miss out on some stuff I like.


Which brings me to the very point of this blog entry; My Favorite Albums! No rhyme or reason. No real order. Just a list of albums that, regardless of what genre someone may want to put them in, really do it for me as a whole and not just as small pieces. I really hope if any of these sound appealing that maybe one of the three people that read this blog will try out an album or two off my list. Put 'em on the iPod, lay back on the couch, put on  headphones and lose yourself in the sounds and songwriting. It's very relaxing to zone out for about 45 minutes or so a couple of times a week.

The Replacements "Pleased To Meet Me"-- This is a tweener album for The Replacements. They were starting to move away from punk/underground with the previous two albums (Let It Be & Tim) and moving towards pop accessibility. The music is fairly raw for its' time, but preceded the "grunge/alternative" movement by a few years. Bands such as Green Day, Gin Blossoms, Nirvana, and Goo Goo Dolls cite The Replacements as having an influence on their sound. Thanks to Brian M, this may be my favorite album, by my favorite band.  He let me borrow this cassette just before I left for college. I gave it back to him.....10 years later.

 The Beastie Boys "Paul's Boutique"--Simply one of the best hip hop albums ever by any decent standard. Within two years of its completion, it was deemed as a record that could not be made again. The Dust Brothers and The Beasties sampled no less than 105 songs on this album and layered them one on top of the other for a very distinct throw back sound to the 70's with a very late 80's rap style (utilized by greats like Run DMC and LL Cool J). If you think the Beastie Boys were all about fighting for ones right to party, you'd be wrong. Great depth of sound make this a great record, and there is an upgrade lyrically from the alcohol fueled "Licensed To Ill".  While most people were "dissing" this album at the time of release, it's now regarded as a masterpiece.

Jimmy Buffett "A-1-A"-- While I have plenty of negative things to say about Buffett's music post 1980, the decade of the 70's were stellar for him. Before he found mainstream success, Buffett didn't cater to Parrot Heads or any of that nonsense. He wrote great songs about life and how satisfying, surreal, and fun it can be. He gets points for his music because as far as I know, he's the only famous person ever to have his ass beat by the real life Buford Pusser (see Walking Tall). This is a very enjoyable listen. Especially good for deck sitting.

The Beatles "Rubber Soul"-- I probably don't need to say much of anything about this. From this album on, nobody would be able to say that the Beatles were a bubble gum band, ever again. "In My Life" may be the best song I've ever heard. The topics of the songs had evolved from holding hands and writing letters to attacking politics, and lamenting change. George Harrison really came alive on this album and showed himself to be more than capable of making the McCartney and Lennon duo to push themselves a little harder.

The Jayhawks "The Sound Of Lies"-- Top quality album. As one song ends, it seems to breed into another song that is superior than the last. It has a great flow and for anyone who likes The Byrds, Beatles, or Fleetwood Mac, you would probably dig this great record. "Bottomless Cup" and "16 Down" are great songs that deserved more people to hear them. This band has yet to make what I'd say is a disappointing album. If I had to say that one album out of this five was a flowing, wholly satisfying and immersive record, I'd have to say this one is.




Here are a few honorable mentions that I will discuss on another blog, as this entry is getting quite lengthy. So, if you actually liked this, look for me to do a follow up pretty soon!

Led Zeppelin "Houses Of The Holy"
The Eagles "The Long Run"
Michael Jackson "Thriller"
Wilco "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot"
Pink Floyd "Dark Side Of The Moon"

The "Hell" Thing

I have quite a few Christian friends and almost friends. One of the more interesting topics to discuss with them (or you) is hell and how it relates to the overall characteristics of God and/or Jesus. Now, I fully realize that since NONE of us know what happens after we die, that some people are reluctant to even discuss it. But, in my need to understand as much as I can about people, the world, and myself, I enjoy such conversations.

Most everyone I know that is religious is a Christian, so that's the point of view I will be taking up. Not to knock Muslims, Buddhists, Mormons, Reptilians, followers of Zeus or anyone else.....it's just that Christianity is my background. 

I kind of get that if you don't express faith in God/Jesus that you must be separated from him. God made the rules, so in it's simplest form, I don't disagree with that. But, when you bring hell into the equation, I get really messed up. You see, I was told from a VERY early age that I was always being watched. All of my thoughts were being heard. Even if I thought something and didn't act on it, I was held responsible. Add to the fear that there was no way for me to ever be alone to just think, that I believed I would inevitably go to hell because the bar was so high. Then, put a heavy pile of guilt on, with a side order of being scared to death that we were gonna get nuked by the Russians at any minute. I'm firmly convince that that bullshit, along with the abuse my father heaped out on my family, is why it has taken me so long to finally be comfortable just being who I am. 

If I reject Jesus, and if Bible God is real, I'm going to hell. I sinned the ultimate sin and so I have to pay. Like prison or standing in the corner. But, forever? And burning? God really couldn't come up with anything better? Like just smiting me out of existence? What's in it for God that he needs a place to put souls, so they will burn forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever..........that's not a long time.....it's FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Eternity. Again, what's in it for God/Jesus? Is that really a punishment that fits the crime? Who is he trying to persuade to be good? Those in heaven? Well, they are in heaven, so it seems like they really wouldn't need any convincing to be good. They made it. Hooray for them! Torturing someone for eternity can lead me to believe only one conclusion; that God gets some sort of pleasure in the torture of the very souls he created. God KNOWS we are unworthy. God KNOWS we are sinners. Yet, a hundred years of hell isn't enough to let you know you screwed up. Only eternity will teach you a lesson. And it's a lesson you can't come back from. Because it's forever. No rehab. Forever. I will not even mention that we are given so little proof that Bible God is THE true god, though I guess I just did mention it.  2/3 of the planet doesn't subscribe to Bible God. So, here we are with a bunch of other gods and if you are not born in a Christian nation, you will likely serve another type of god. It's tough to win. It's like a cosmic lottery. If Bible God is the way to eternal life, he sure didn't give us much to go on and really hasn't been fair with a good portion of the inhabitants of the place he created.  We are judged to get an eternity of either heaven or hell based on a small amount of time, that amounts to less than the head of a pin when looked at through eternity. 

The attributes of God read just like the attributes of man. God is jealous and full of vengeance. God is kind. God loves. God forgives. God rewards. God punishes. Apparently God is remorseful. And, from what I've learned about the human race and religious leaders, it seems that God has an awful lot in common with the emotions and actions of man. If there is a god (and I'm not sayin' there ain't) I would hope that it is way more powerful and way beyond any simple emotion or pettiness that any of us could come up with.

I obviously don't believe in hell. But I can't understand why hell isn't a stumbling block for more many  Christians. It sounds like something a person would say to a kid to get them to act right. Sort of like saying "Keep making that face and it will stay that way". There are quite a few Christians that don't believe in hell. That is confusing also. If it's interpretation, then that's just one more problem to think through.

  I don't tell my kids that God/Jesus is listening to their thoughts and watching their every move. I don't tell them that if they don't believe they will go to hell forever when they die. I don't tell them that people they know who didn't believe in God are in hell. For my money, that's child abuse. I've seen what it's done to me and some others in my family and I refuse to have my kids going down the same path, getting the same mind bang that I got. My kids are being raised Christian and I don't have a huge problem with that. But, their upbringing is going to paint religion as more personnel and local and not on the level of some sort of grand scheme of which we are all a part of. Hell scares kids, and maybe eternal torment is not something that should motivate them to love a god. I imagine that was the point when it was thought up.  Think of yourself looking at your child and saying, "Disown me and I'll toss you in the microwave......forever."

I've said my peace on it. I want to know if hell and the concept of it trouble anyone? Especially Christians. How do you feel about telling your young kids about it? Is it a good idea to try to get someone to be good out of fear or should we try to appeal to someone to do right, because it's right? 

My intent here is not to criticize believers or mock anyone. Just trying to understand life.

And, don't some people really seem way too into the theory of hell as punishment? Almost like they are glad they get to look down on sinners and remind them that they are going to hell? Check this site out....there are plenty like it and plenty worse.....

http://www.apuritansmind.com/christianwalk/HateChrist.htm