Let The Beating Begin!

The Main Event

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I love a good You Tube sensation, as most people do. For whatever reason, I really like this one. At three minutes and twenty-one seconds, it's a bit lengthy, as the main event doesn't take place until the last ninety seconds. But, it's a grand ending to a steady build up. Sometimes there are crazy people out there in the world who want to bully, intimidate, goad, and disrespect others, with no regard to anyone's safety. Many times, these people pick on the unassuming. They prod the quietest among us.....people who just want to get on with their life and be left alone. But what happens when two of these people hook up together? Rapture. Pure bliss. That's what happens. 

Can there be anything better than two morons (or nut jobs) egging each other into a fight? Yeah, there are a lot of things better, but this is the internet and you take your happiness in a couple of girls sharing lunch out of a cup, watching someone chop off their testicals, or seeing David Hasselhoff eat a cheeseburger, drunk off his ass, with no shirt on. I heard that the Hasselhoff video was big in Europe. Maybe he should put an album out. Anyhow, back to the topic at hand. When a young black punk and a crazy old white guy get into a verbal spat on a bus, only an ending that sees one of them get a total beatdown would be appropriate. The only thing that could have made the video better, is if BOTH of these jagoffs had their heads heated up. 

I provided a link up above for you to watch the video if you are so inclined or interested to do so. I have to warn you that there is quite a bit of foul language and there is a little blood. And even though it's a bad scene in the movie of humanity, it's hard not to get a little satisfaction that finally the bad guys mess with each other and leave the rest of us out of it.

"You wanna be tough, better do what you can. So beat it. But you wanna be bad"-- Michael Jackson

More on Tiger....

I'm glad Tiger apologized. I was to the point of giving up on him. He needed to come clean to me and the rest of society. He must never forget that he owes us.

Freddy

Kevin Smith dominating the news......REALLY?

 

Yeah, we get it.....Kevin Smith is fat. I still can't believe he was booted off a plane. It's not like they will be burying him in a piano crate. His weight has been all over the news for two days now. Isn't there anything else in the world going on that we may need to know more about? Since Bush left office, we hardly hear about Iraq anymore. Is Haiti "old news" now? What about Iran coming dangerously close to being a nuclear nation? I suppose those stories take a back seat to a film director who is on the B list and not on the tip of very many tongues around the world of celebrities. Don't get me wrong, I love his films, but why would I care how much he weighs and that he got kicked off an airplane? Is that news? 

One of the "magazine" shows tonight actually had a doctor look at some photos of Smith and guess how much he actually weighs. Huh? Why didn't they just call him and ask? The doctor called him morbidly obese. "MORBIDLY"???? 

OK....this is FAT!

 

And this is morbidly obese.

 

Wow....I'm disgusted by this picture and I actually picked it out. Well, the picture does make sense. I suppose her inhaling a salad wouldn't quite fit, would it?

OK, this is also morbidly obese.

 

What, only two cupcakes? 

What's the point of this blog? Hell, I don't know. Just tired of hearing about Kevin Smith's weight, when it's not even remotely important to anyone except for Smith (but that isn't too obvious), the national media, and Southwest Airlines. Why didn't they just ask him to sit in the cargo hold or tell him he should travel by train?

"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round"---Queen

Sitcoms & Lists

 

It's no secret among my friends that I love television.....more specifically movies. But, I do enjoy the occasional sitcom. I usually find out about them after they are long into their run or off the air and have to view the shows on DVD, which I love to do. When I finally discovered "The Sopranos", I went to Blockbuster and rented every season that was released and sat down for a weekend of therapy, f-bombs, and killing. That's just the only way to do it. No commercials. No waiting a week for a new episode. No waiting until autumn for a new season. Alright, back to the topic at hand; sitcoms.

When I was a kid, my mom and dad always watched "All In The Family" and "MASH". They are among the best sitcoms ever. "MASH" really holds up well to time, while "All In The Family" doesn't do quite as well.....but by any standard, it's a fine show and was very cutting edge in its' day. While I have watched various sitcoms on and off during my life, I hold some in high esteem, while others (even though I liked them) were shows I just passed time watching or was too young to realize that they sucked. I'm a big fan of doing lists, so I suppose that I'll turn this blog post into an article of lists.

My Very Favorite Top 5 Sitcoms

WKRP In Cincinnati: I used to love radio, before it went syndicated. WKRP caught the essence of small time radio, even though the show played out in a major market. Like any good sitcom, the characters were well developed and the actors fit their parts well. Dr. Johnny Fever is a TV icon and there are few well intentioned, serious minded screw ups that can match Less Nessman.

Arrested Development:  A gawddammed crime that this show was cancelled. There are few shows that are as funny and well written as "A.D." was. It's only grown in popularity since it's cancellation, as they are now developing a movie, with all the main characters coming back, including "Super Bad" star, Michael Cera. The cast was first rate and delivered the sarcastic and witty dialogue with precision and perfect timing. David Cross has never and will never, be in anything as insanely funny as this show.

Happy Days: Fonzie......the coolest character in the history of television. Enough said.

The Office (American Version): This is another show that hasn't gone over the top in popularity, but should. It's one of those shows that has an odd format and sometimes directly addresses the audience. It's an acquired taste, but if there is a smarter or a better written show on TV, I have yet to find it. This is another show with great character development, which drives the jokes that pay off week after week. 

Curb Your Enthusiasm:  Larry David (creator of "Seinfeld") is the star of this HBO show, which has had a really good six or seven year run. The show is very rude, abrasive, and hilarious. It doesn't take long into the first episode to see where "Seinfeld" got its' wit, charm, and absurd mannerisms. HBO does great television.

Honorable Mention

Leave It To Beaver

Scrubs

30 Rock

Seinfeld

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Dr.Katz

Sanford & Son

Cheers

My Three Sons

South Park

The Most Underrated Sitcoms EVER!!

Freaks & Geeks: This show was created by Judd Apatow (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) and employed future film actors Seth Rogen, Linda Cardellini, Jason Segal, and James Franco. The show takes place in the mid-80's and is worked around high school and teenage traumas. The show had a stellar cast and frankly, I don't see how this show was not a hit. FOX, which has always been a risk taker with programming, canned this show after one year.

Undeclared:  Once again to the Judd Apatow well. This was his second shot at having a hit show. It was also cancelled after one season. The program was sort of like "Freaks & Geeks" goes to college, starring several actors from the aforementioned program. Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder, Knocked Up) was fantastic as the heart and soul of the program, but Seth Rogen and Jason Segal also provided plenty of laughs. Singer/songwriter Loudon Wainwright also had a recurring role as the divorced father of Baruchels character.

My Name Is Earl: How in the hell this show got the axe is beyond me. The program was a breath of fresh air and along with "The Office" showed that NBC wasn't scared of taking some risks and changing the face of sitcoms. The show was shot like a movie and featured characters that strayed in and out of Earl's world. How can you not like a show about a former failed criminal trying to make amends with those he has wronged? Especially when those wronged are the biggest band of hilarious misfits to be on television since Malcolm's (Malcolm In The Middle) schoolmates.

The Worst Sitcoms I Have Ever Laid Eyes On

The Nanny:  Fran Dresher. Do I need another reason? I'd rather be hate raped by Fabio than hear the whiny, nasally, abrasive sounds that come out of her cake hole. I guess she calls it a voice.

Full House: Simply because it gave us Bob Saget and the creepy assed Olson twins. I hated them as babies almost as much as I hate them as the ghoulish looking, incestuous siblings that they currently are. The sad thing is, the kids on the show were far funnier than the adult cast. 

Family Affair:  I like Uncle Bill.....he did the best he could. But, really, the butler, Mr.French, raised the kids. And what a terrible little twosome they were. Buffy and Jody. Little manipulative puds. I swear if I ever find a Mrs. Beasley doll, I'm going to buy it, just to watch it burn.

So there it is. In all its' glory. My sitcom blog! 

"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life, the facts of life."-- The Facts Of Life Theme Song