Monday, February 28, 2011

Actresses I Hate (or really, really dislike)

There are some actors and actresses that absolutely turn my stomach when I see them in a movie. I think today, I'll focus on the women. Let's get it going, shall we?

I would prefer not to see anything with Rene' Zellwegger in it. I mean.....just look at her;

She perpetually looks like she is sucking on a lemon and she always plays whiny bitches. I can really do without her, but at times, I'm forced to see her. She is in a few good films (Appaloosa, Cinderella Man), but the less I see her, the better my outlook on life is. If I had only one wish, that wish would be to have a burlap sack full of warm shit to hit her in the face with. Yeah, I could probably use that wish better, but what the heart wants, the heart wants.

Then, there is Sandra Bullock;

There are millions of nerves in the human body and this goof jumps up and down on every one of mine. "The Blind Side" could be the best movie ever made, but I'm never gonna see it. I simply can't stand her. I would rather smash a hornets nest over my head and take a bath in paint thinner than to see Bullock in anything. I wish she would fade away and let Katherine Heigl become the new romantic comedy queen.

And now to Julia Roberts;

I'm going to go ahead and admit, up front, that I have seen the following films; "Thelma & Louise", "Erin Brokavich", and "Pretty Woman". In my defense, that was before I realized how bad I hated her. She is way overrated. She just plays the same person in every role she has. And she looks like she has clams laying on her face where her lips should be.

Angelina Jolie......"Wha Happund?" She used to look like this;

Now, she looks like this....or fairly close to it;

And this face would give the Joker a run for his money on the creep-o-meter;

I guess living with Billy Bob Thornton has its' disadvantages. To be honest, I can tolerate Jolie in small doses. But that doesn't excuse her from being a friggin' nut.

It's my belief that we need to see more Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Banks, and Zoey Deschanel. But that's just me. There are some really great actresses today though. Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, and Nicole Kidman are fantastic. And Anne Hathaway seems to be headed in that direction. For my movie going dollar, I would have to say that the best actress working today is probably Cate Blanchett.

That's all I've got.........for now.

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